What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict