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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict