What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)