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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting