What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.