What did the scientist see when he look...

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me