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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself