What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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Racism has many faces.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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Che-mysteries!

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.