Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

Mourn Jokes More Mourn Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.