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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

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What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors?

A Joint family.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman