Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Necrophiliacs Jokes More Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.