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Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.