Mourn Wood Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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A casket

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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Amaized.

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Another day.

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The police held an inn-quest

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Naana

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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Mourning Wood

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What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

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They all left.

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Dodged-a-Rango

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.