What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.