What happens when you drop a decimal po...

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.