What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.