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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.