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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Decimal Point Jokes More Decimal Point Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.