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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.