Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.