Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.