Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...