Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.