Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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