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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.