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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!