Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.