Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."