What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!