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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk