How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!