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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.