How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.