How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.