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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.