What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.