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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.