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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Dirty Dish Jokes More Dirty Dish Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath