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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath