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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Silverware Jokes More Silverware Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!