They throw silverware on the ground!
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
He was told not to play with his food.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
Racism has many faces
An eggplant.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
