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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Silverware Jokes More Silverware Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.