How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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He thinks one step ahead

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.