Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Nun.
None.
The harder you hit them the more English you get.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
The Islands
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.