Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!