Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.