Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.