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Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!