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Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.