Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.