Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.