Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.