Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.