Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end