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Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!