Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.