What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!