What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade