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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!