What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.