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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is that new movie about?

About an hour

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..