What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade