What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!