Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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They both look good hanging from a tree

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Wave.

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March 14.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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One bawls his wares out on the street...

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It gets curvy.

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Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.