Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit