Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

March Jokes More March Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.