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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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