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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.