What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right