What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.