They both look good hanging from a tree
A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:
With a look over the shoulder.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Immigrants
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
A white Christmas.
Camouflaged
