Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!