March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.