What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.