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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts