What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed?

A baked potato

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?