What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!