What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise