What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.