What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

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Tennish

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.