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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog