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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.