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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.