How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.