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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.