How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.