How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.