It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
None. We don't address hardware issues.
Fish.
I've got this neat candle holder...
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.