How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!