How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.