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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess