How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!