How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!