How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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