Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.