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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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A "brother" one."

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection