Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n...

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?