Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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Watts.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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For-Mal-To-Hide.

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Hide and go sleep.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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Mountains peak.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.