Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.