Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki