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Why did the gamer cross the road?

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty