Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.