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Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Love Card

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.