Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment