Dlc Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

Slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.