Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why the chicken cross the road.... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the New York times

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently