Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.