Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas