Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush