He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
To get to the other side
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Why* would you like fries with that
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Seen but not heard
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
