Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.