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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.