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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.