What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What is a mosquito's favourite sport?

Skin-diving!

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.