What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.