What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.