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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.