What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.