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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.