What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.