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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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What is a mosquito's favourite sport?

Skin-diving!

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite