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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

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Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite