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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

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They both came in a little behind!

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A golden opportunity

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A bite-time story.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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A cinemon

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite