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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Fancy Bite Jokes More Fancy Bite Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite