What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.