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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!