What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!