What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.