What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!