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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.