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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!