What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.