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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong