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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.