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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin