What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.