What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.