What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!