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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.