His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
A hot dog.
It slipped a disk.
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Racist cannibal.
After the last dog they just ate.
All bark and no byte
When it begins to bark.
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