Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Pesto chango

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His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.