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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!