Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!