The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
Triforce
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because he ate too much of them.
He held up a pair of pants.
To Test a Mint
Abandonment.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
Faux-teccine
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Garlic
