Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.