Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.