Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege