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Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.