Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!