What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.