What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun