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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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You don't need to, they'll tell you

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Because they were tailor made for it.

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Non-habit forming

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White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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A bad Habit.