What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit