What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.