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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun