What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.