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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!