What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.