What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones