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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.