What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.