What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human