Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope