Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.