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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.