Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!