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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana