Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!