Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.