One had to P.
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Because it's playing dead.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
Because their p is quiet.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
