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Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
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Because he felt like bacon.
Popcorn.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
