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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.