What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birdy

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.