What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.