What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.