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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Motor Vehicle Jokes More Motor Vehicle Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.