What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.