What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)