What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)