What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Who was the best actor in the bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

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Jesus going up for the cross!

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None according to the Russians.

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An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

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A low-key person

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Quantum Mechanics.

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A car-toonist!

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)