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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

Motor Vehicle Jokes More Motor Vehicle Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

Apostle Jokes More Apostle Jokes

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)