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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Motor Vehicle Jokes More Motor Vehicle Jokes

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Apostle Jokes More Apostle Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.