Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Mad Manx: Furry Road
Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
According to her it's Mao.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs
None according to the Russians.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Math hue.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
The reindeer
See ya next month.
She must have called a 1,000 times
It put a ring on it.
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Civic doody.
It's theft rate.
Try to disable sticky keys.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
