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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.