What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense