What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.