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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense