What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.