What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.