Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.