Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever