Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

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What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What's the difference between racism and Chinese?

Racism has many faces

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.