Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

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