Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.