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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.