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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

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What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond