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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.