How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.