How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.